Underpants Continued

Below is my reply to our friend in Daewoo who suggested i use a Giga-counter to check if my balls were effected by the Microwave Underpants.

>>Re:Reply1 (To: Daewoo Electronics)

Dear Adam,

Thank you very much for your speedy reply.
Its as I suspected really, my brother was only trying to scare me.
Thanks again for putting my mind at ease.

Yours
Martina Mary O'Connor

P.S
You might also thank that Senior Engineer for me. Thank him for his concern and for his theory on how to test if I was in danger. You might inform him that while his theory was sound that it wouldn't really have helped me as I mostly wear my underpants on my head………………mostly!

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I also got a reply for the original email from SANYO Ireland Ltd. He was a bit more professional.....at first!

>Reply 2(From:SANYO Ireland Ltd )

Dear Ms O'Connor

Under no circumstances should your microwave oven be used for any purpose other than defrosting/reheating or cooking food. Using your oven to dry clothes is dangerous in so far as it is a fire hazard.

Best regards
David Haskins
SANYO Ireland Ltd.
Telephone 353-1-4568910

>>Re:Reply 2(To:SANYO Ireland Ltd )

David,

Yes I know how dangerous it was to dry my underpants in the Micro but I was in an awful HURRY both times and I didn't want to go commando (or 'free-balling' as you might call it).

All I want to know is should I be worried that by my wearing underpants which I dried in the Micro, might I have damaged my innards in some way?

Thanks for your Reply
Regards
Martina

>>>Re:Re:Reply 2(From:SANYO Ireland Ltd )

Dear Ms O'Connor

Unless your underwear was actually on fire when you removed them from the oven there is no risk to your "innards".

Best regards
David Haskins
SANYO Ireland Ltd.
Telephone 353-1-4568910

posted by Shitty Bill @ 3:55 PM