Cheese III

Yet another addition to the Cheese series. Didn’t think i actually get a reply for this one but one came eventually. Ill Post the Reply Later...

-Cheese (To: Galtee & Calvita, Subject: Easy Singles)

To whom it may concern,

My name is Martina Mary O'Connor and I'm a final year arts student studying at UCC in Cork. I am a huge fan of Calvita cheese, particularly your easy single range and it is on foot of this great love that I took it upon myself to fashion my greatest masterpiece (to date) using nothing but Calvita easy singles.

Let me explain. As part of my abstract arts module I had to undertake a project for my final year. I decided to combine as part of my project the two passions in my life, cheese and fashion. It took me 5 and a half weeks but I have finally completed my masterpiece, a three piece suit fashioned entirely from easy singles, Calvita easy singles. It Is quite a sight!

Because of the very nature of the project it has been secluded for an early marking date next week. I fear the life-span of the completed project is limited and this is why I was granted an early evaluation from the college.

The reason I'm writing to you is basically to inform the powers that be there at Calvita of my project. I would also like to put my project at the disposal of the company to use maybe as part of an ad campaign or however they see fit.

Again I would like to remind you of the limited lifespan of the project and that any use it might have will be lost as the cheese starts to go off.

Yours Faithfully
Martina Mary O'Connor

posted by Shitty Bill @ 7:34 PM