rot: RTE (Reality TV)

-RTE (To: Complaints Dept, Subject: Reality TV)

Dear RTE,
Any truth to the rumour that RTE's next big celebrity reality TV show involves the of putting of Pat Kenny, Twink, Brendan o Carroll and that boob-job trollop off you're a star into a burlap sack with 12 cats?

This is a show that I know id watch plus it would see my TV licence fee put to good use.

Yours truly,
*****

>Reply (From: Nina Ward, RTÉ Information Officer)

Hi *****,

Got to say that you're first on board with that particular rumour, but I'll run it past the relevant commissioning editor in case it has merit. I'm inclined to think however, that the DSPCA might veto cats being put in bags - burlap or otherwise.

Best regards
Nina Ward
RTÉ Information Officer

posted by Shitty Bill @ 5:12 PM